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Sunday, August 4, 2019
A Pat On the Back For You
Saturday, May 28, 2016
A Day In the Life Of Me (At 73)
They say that the 50's are the youth of old age; well, if that's the case, I'm not sure I want to find out how the "geezer" days of old age are going to turn out.
With that in mind, I have a song depicting how I envision life twenty years from now. It's sung to the tune of "A Day In the Life", by the Beatles:
I woke up today, oh boy!
I'm still alive, I see, what a joy!
Went down to eat some breakfast,
But it just had to wait,
I couldn't masticate (My teeth are gone).
I saw a dirty film today, oh boy!
I got a hard on, a rare joy!
I went and showed it to my wife,
Thought I might get a poke,
But she just cracked a joke!
I don't turn....her....on!
Stood up, to stretch my back,
But my muscles started to cramp.
So I went to the bar and had a shot,
I was in a spot (if you know what I mean).
Fell down, and grabbed my thigh,
Took some pills to get me by,
I crawled outside to have a smoke,
But I had a stroke
And I let out a big scream...
Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhhh!
Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhhh!
I saw the Doc today, oh boy!
"Fit as a fiddle," he said, oh what joy!
He said I'd live to see ninety-three,
But I just had to cringe,
Gotta get some booze because I'm goin' on a binge!
I can't go onnnnnnnnn.......!
Saturday, May 21, 2016
A Pat On the Back For You
The Beatles, on their album “Abby Road”, closed the album with this couplet. “And in the end, the love you take,is equal to the love you make.”
Truer words were never spoken. If I could tell you a secret that would change your life, would you listen? Here it is… learn how to give love (pass it on!).
It really is that simple. The more love you give, the more you will receive.
I know that it is not all that easy to just pick up and start loving EVERYONE. You have to walk before you can start running.
You learn how to love everyone by learning how to respect them first.
Respect, like love has to be given in order to earn it. For most people though, it is easier to give respect than it is love. If you want to learn how to love, first learn how to respect.
Respect can manifest in many ways. Opening doors for strangers is a good start. Give a co-worker a pat on the back and a compliment; refuse to gossip and talk behind someone’s back; smile and greet people as you pass them in the hall; and most important, allow other people to be themselves. Not passing judgment on others is the ultimate show of respect.
As you get better at showing people simple respect, you will notice that their consideration of you has also risen. You will feel better about yourself, and nothing opens the heart to give love more than a good self esteem.
Once you get real good at giving respect, you’ll realize you’ve been giving love all along.
Saturday, January 23, 2016
Sweet Soul Music
By "feel good" I mean any song that makes you dance, no matter what kind of mood you are in. If you are not familiar with these songs, take my word for it, down load them into your i-pod, you can thank me later.
1) "Twiddley Dee" by Laverne Baker
2) "Funky Street", and "Sweet Soul Music" by Arthur Conley
3) "Giving It Up For Your Love" by Delbert McClinton
4) "I Feel Fine" by the Beatles
5) "Shake Senora" by Harry Belafonte
6) "25 Miles" by Edwin Starr
7) "Jackie Wilson Said" by Van Morrison
8) "Vehicle" by The Ides of March
9) "Sh-boom" by the Chords
10) "Camarillo Brillo" by Frank Zappa
11) "Little Bit O' Soul" by The Music Explosion
12) "Can't Get Next To You" by The Temptations
13) "Whammer Jammer" by The J. Geils Band.
That's enough for now, don't want your down loading bill to get too high. For you joggers, walkers, and aerobic folk out there (like me) these make great work out songs. Each one is up tempo, and sets a good pace. Try them, you'll like them!
Saturday, May 24, 2014
A Pat On the Back For You
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
A Pat On the Back For You
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
A Day In the Life (Of Me At 73)
They say that the 50's are the youth of old age; well, if that's the case, I'm not sure I want to find out how the "geezer" days of old age are going to turn out.
I woke up today, oh boy!
I'm still alive, I see, what a joy!
Went down to eat some breakfast,
But it just had to wait,
I couldn't masticate (My teeth are gone).
I saw a dirty film today, oh boy!
I got a hard on, a rare joy!
I went and showed it to my wife,
Thought I might get a poke,
But she just cracked a joke!
I don't turn....her....on!
Stood up, to stretch my back,
But my muscles started to cramp.
So I went to the bar and had a shot,
I was in a spot (if you know what I mean).
Fell down, and grabbed my thigh,
Took some pills to get me by,
I crawled outside to have a smoke,
But I had a stroke
And I let out a big scream...
Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhhh!
Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhhh!
I saw the Doc today, oh boy!
"Fit as a fiddle," he said, oh what joy!
He said I'd live to see ninety-three,
But I just had to cringe,
Gotta get some booze because I'm goin' on a binge!
I can't go onnnnnnnnn.......!
Sunday, August 21, 2011
A Pat On the Back For You
Sunday, May 22, 2011
A Day In the Life (Of Me At 73)
They say that the 50's are the youth of old age; well, if that's the case, I'm not sure I want to find out how the "geezer" days of old age are going to turn out. With that in mind, I have a song depicting how I envision life twenty years from now. It's sung to the tune of " A Day In the Life " by the Beatles:
I woke up today, oh boy!
I'm still alive, I see, what a joy!
Went down to eat some breakfast,
But it just had to wait,
I couldn't masticate (My teeth are gone).
I saw a dirty film today, oh boy!
I got an erection, a rare joy!
I went and showed it to my wife,
Thought I might get a poke,
But she just cracked a joke!
I don't turn....her....on!
Stood up, to stretch my back,
But my muscles started to cramp.
I went to the bar and had a shot,
I was in a spot (if you know what I mean).
Fell down, and grabbed my thigh,
Took some pills to get me by,
I crawled outside to have a smoke,
But I had a stroke
And I let out a big scream...
Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhhh!
Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhh, Ah, Ah, Ahhhh!
I saw the Doc today, oh boy!
"Fit as a fiddle," he said, oh what joy!
He said I'd live to see ninety-three,
But I just had to cringe,
Gotta get some booze because I'm goin' on a binge!
I can't go onnnnnnnnn.......!
Thursday, May 14, 2009
A Pat On the Back For You
Life is full of two lane streets. You give something, you get something. That is how it works in an ideal society. Everybody wants something, but not all are prepared to give something.
The Beatles, on their album”Abby Road” closed the album with this couplet.
“And in the end, the love you take,
Is equal to the love you make.”
Truer words were never spoken. If I could tell you a secret that would change your life, would you listen? Here it is; learn how to give love.
It really is that simple. The more love you give, the more you will receive
I know that it is not all that easy to just pick up and start loving EVERYONE. You have to walk before you can start running.
You learn how to love everyone by learning how to respect them first.
Respect, like love has to be given in order to earn it. For most people though, it is easier to give respect than it is love. If you want to learn how to love, first learn how to respect.
Respect can manifest in many ways. Opening doors for strangers is a good start. Give a co-worker a pat on the back and a compliment, refuse to gossip and talk behind someone’s back, smile and greet people as you pass them in the hall, and most important, allow people to be themselves. Not passing judgement on others is the ultimate show of respect.
As you get better at showing people simple respect, you will notice that their consideration of you has also risen. You will feel better about yourself, and nothing opens the heart to give love more than a good self esteem.
Once you get real good at giving respect, you’ll realize you’ve been giving love all along.