Creepy Things

I am a child of the sixties. When I was growing up we had lots of creepy monster movies to watch. They were all in black and white, and they all had fairly likeable heroes. They all were melodramatic, and they all had creepy, scary monsters in them. I am sure that anyone over the age of forty can remember the “monster theater”, the “chiller thriller”, or the “bewitching hour”, on one of your local three TV channels every Friday, or Saturday night, or Sunday afternoon. (For the younger reading members out there, this was before cable TV and there were only three channels you could watch).

There were lots of different creepy monsters featured in these movies; Dracula, the Mummy, Frankenstein, The Hound from Hell, etc. etc. On the weekend when we could stay up late we would spend the night getting the shit scared out of us watching one of these nefarious monsters. Oh, the bad dreams we would have after watching these movies.

I have watched, and seen many different scary monsters in my day; but I don't think any of them are as scary as the one I watched on my TV tonight.

Of course I am talking about our former Vice President Dick Chaney. Now this guy is creepy, and scary. I was scared enough of this guy when he was Vice President, but even now I am still creeped out by him. Now that he is out of office we shouldn't have to be afraid of him anymore, but I still get the chills everytime I watch this guy.

I admit I have never seen him bite someone in the neck, or strangle anyone like some of the movie monsters, but everytime I see this guy my skin crawls; he literally makes may blood run cold.

There is something reptilian about this guy. Whenever he is on TV, I expect to see his tongue dart in and out of his mouth. After watching him for the last eight years as G.W.’s main hatchet and torture guy, you would think I should be inured to his coldness, and lack of any humanity, but that is not so. Whenever I see him he makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. I suspect he is still way too influential to take lightly. I know he had a heart transplant, but I believe he should have a stake driven through whatever heart he has left.

What dreams may come after watching Dick Chaney, must give us pause.

At least I know Dracula, and Frankenstein are make believe.

9/11 Fourteen Years Later

14 years ago 9/11 happened, and we the American people were found guilty. Not only were 3,000 people killed that day, but also millions of Iraqi, and Afghanistans murdered under trumped up pretenses. If you still believe the "Official" 9/11 story, you have obviously not even done even a cursory investigation. First of all 2 jets hit two buildings, yet three fell at freefall speed (still don't know about Building 7?). The aftermath of this debacle (besides us invading and killing millions for oil, and heroin) was the passage of the (so called) Patriot Act, and the NDAA, which basically put all Americans under constant surveillance.

I am openingly calling for the arrest of G.W. Bush, Richard (Dick) Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld for treason to the United States Of America. The time has come for Americans to wake up, and to act to take back our country. I encourage you all to read this informational article. God Bless America.

http://www.tomdispatch.com/post/176041/tomgram%3A_engelhardt%2C_exceptional_pain_dispensed_by_the_indispensable_nation/

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An oldie but goodie originally published Nov. 2008 in an alternate universe.

This comes as no big surprise to many people but George W. Bush is a lame duck President. This is no surprise, because over 70% of Americans feel he was a pretty lame President. Personally, I never thought I would ever see a President as bad as Jimmy Carter, but, after living through eight long years with Bush at the helm of our nation, the Carter years seem like a Hawaiian vacation...At a five star hotel, with your own personal hula girls, unlimited mai tais, a personal yacht with scuba gear, and all the roasted pig and poi you can eat. God, I long for those good old days!

With only two months left in office, President Bush has decided to take action...putting his memoirs together.

Seems ole George remembers the huge payday Bill Clinton received for publishing his uncensored biography, and now he wants to cash in. However there's a problem, with the exception of billionaires, and religious zealots, George is universally detested; he can't find a publisher willing to give him the big money that Bill, or, Hillary got. Hell, he can't tell us about getting illicit blow jobs in the Oval Office; or how he inserted cigars into certain orifices of White House pages. Besides being dumber than a box of cotton balls, he is just as dull. So, while George is trying to secure a publisher, I thought I would help him with a title for his book.

1) The Fleecing Of America

2) I Was Only Kidding About WMDs

3) My Eight Years Of Being A F-Stick

4) What, Me Worry?

5) Not All Oil Barons are Assholes

6) The Constitution Is For Sissies

7) Read My Lips

8) How To Turn A Super Power Into A Laughing Stock

9) It Was Good For Me, How About You?

10) Be Glad It Was Me, and Not Chaney

Creepy Things

I am a child of the sixties. When I was growing up we had lots of creepy monster movies to watch. They were all in black and white, and they all had fairly likable heroes. They all were melodramatic, and they all had creepy, scary monsters in them. I am sure that anyone over the age of forty can remember the “monster theater”, the “chiller thriller”, or the “bewitching hour”, on one of your local three TV channels every Friday, or Saturday night, or Sunday afternoon. (For the younger reading members out there, this was before cable TV and there were only three channels you could watch).

There were lots of different creepy monsters featured in these movies; Dracula, the Mummy, Frankenstein, The Hound from Hell, etc. etc. On the weekend when we could stay up late we would spend the night getting the shit scared out of us watching one of these nefarious monsters. Oh, the bad dreams we would have after watching these movies.

I have watched, and seen many different scary monsters in my day; but I don't think any of them are as scary as the one I watched on my TV tonight.

Of course I am talking about our former Vice President Dick Chaney. Now this guy is creepy, and scary. I was scared enough of this guy when he was Vice President, but even now I am still creep-ed out by him. Now that he is out of office we shouldn't have to be afraid of him anymore, but I still get the chills every time I watch this guy.

I admit I have never seen him bite someone in the neck, or strangle anyone like some of the movie monsters, but every time I see this guy my skin crawls; he literally makes may blood run cold.

There is something reptilian about this guy. Whenever he is on TV, I expect to see his tongue dart in and out of his mouth. After watching him for the last eight years as G.W.’s main hatchet and torture guy, you would think I should be inured to his coldness, and lack of any humanity, but that is not so. Whenever I see him he makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. I suspect he is still way too influential to take lightly. I know he had a heart transplant, but I believe he should have a stake driven through whatever heart he has left.

What dreams may come after watching Dick Chaney, must give us pause.

At least I know Dracula, and Frankenstein are make believe.

Creepy Things

I am a child of the sixties. When I was growing up we had lots of creepy monster movies to watch. They were all in black and white, and they all had fairly likeable heroes. They all were melodramatic, and they all had creepy, scary monsters in them. I am sure that anyone over the age of forty can remember the “monster theater”, the “chiller thriller”, or the “bewitching hour”, on one of your local three TV channels every Friday, or Saturday night, or Sunday afternoon. (For the younger reading members out there, this was before cable TV and there were only three channels you could watch).

There were lots of different creepy monsters featured in these movies; Dracula, the Mummy, Frankenstein, The Hound from Hell, etc. etc. On the weekend when we could stay up late we would spend the night getting the shit scared out of us watching one of these nefarious monsters. Oh, the bad dreams we would have after watching these movies.

I have watched, and seen many different scary monsters in my day; but I don't think any of them are as scary as the one I watched on my TV yesterday.

Of course I am talking about our former Vice President Dick Chaney. Now this guy is creepy, and scary. I was scared enough of this guy when he was Vice President, but even now I am still creeped out by him. Now that he is out of office we shouldn't have to be afraid of him anymore, but I still get the chills everytime I watch this guy.

I admit I have never seen him bite someone in the neck, or strangle anyone like some of the movie monsters, but everytime I see this guy my skin crawls; he literally makes may blood run cold.

There is something reptilian about this guy. Whenever he is on TV, I expect to see his tongue dart in and out of his mouth. After watching him for the last eight years as G.W.’s main hatchet and torture guy, you would think I should be inured to his coldness, and lack of any humanity, but that is not so. Whenever I see him he makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. I suspect he is still way too influential to take lightly. I know he had a heart transplant, but I believe he should have a stake driven through whatever heart he has left.

What dreams may come after watching Dick Chaney, must give us pause.

At least I know Dracula, and Frankenstein are make believe.

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This post was originally published in Jan. 2009 in an alternate universe.  It is back for your enjoyment.






This comes as no big surprise to many people, but George W. Bush is a lame duck President. This is no surprise, because over 70% of Americans feel he was a pretty lame President. Personally, I never thought I would ever see a President as bad as Jimmy Carter, but after living through eight long years with Bush at the helm of our nation, the Carter years seem like a Hawaiian vacation -- at a five-star hotel, with your own personal hula girls, unlimited mai-tais, a personal yacht with scuba gear, and all the roasted pig and poi you can eat. God, I long for those good old days!

With two months left in office, President Bush decided to take action...putting his memoirs together.

Seems ole George remembers the huge payday Bill Clinton received for publishing his uncensored biography, and now he wants to cash in. However, there's a problem. With the exception of billionaires and religious zealots, George is universally detested. He can't find a publisher willing to give him the big money that Bill, or Hillary got. Hell, he can't tell us about getting illicit blow jobs in the Oval Office, or how he inserted cigars into certain orifices of White House pages. Not only is he dumber than a box of cotton balls, he is also as dull. 


 So, while George is trying to secure a publisher for these memoirs, I thought I would help him with a title for his book.

1. The Fleecing of America
2. I Was Only Kidding About WMDs
3. My Eight Years of Being a F-Stick
4. What, Me Worry?
5. Not All Oil Barons are Assholes
6. The Constitution is for Sissies
7. Read My Lips
8. How To Turn a Super Power Into a Laughing Stock
9. It Was Good For Me, How About You?
10. Be Glad It Was Me, and Not Chaney
11. I Only Look Dumb
12. Being President Is Better Money Than Owning the Texas Rangers

Creepy Things

I am a child of the sixties. When I was growing up we had lots of creepy monster movies to watch. They were all in black and white, and they all had fairly likeable heroes. They all were melodramatic, and they all had creepy, scary monsters in them. I am sure that anyone over the age of forty can remember the “monster theater”, the “chiller thriller”, or the “bewitching hour”, on one of your local three TV channels every Friday, or Saturday night, or Sunday afternoon. (For the younger reading members out there, this was before cable TV and there were only three channels you could watch).

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There were lots of different creepy monsters featured in these movies; Dracula, the Mummy, Frankenstein, The Hound from Hell, etc. etc. On the weekend when we could stay up late we would spend the night getting the shit scared out of us watching one of these nefarious monsters. Oh, the bad dreams we would have after watching these movies.

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I have watched, and seen many different scary monsters in my day; but I don’t think any of them are as scary as the one I watched on my TV yesterday.

>

Of course I am talking about our former Vice President Dick Chaney. Now this guy is creepy, and scary. I was scared enough of this guy when he was Vice President, but even now I am still creeped out by him. Now that he is out of office we shouldn’t have to be afraid of him anymore, but I still get the chills every time I watch this guy.

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I admit I have never seen him bite someone in the neck, or strangle anyone like some of the movie monsters, but every time I see this guy my skin crawls; he literally makes may blood run cold.

>

There is something reptilian about this guy. Whenever he is on TV, I expect to see his tongue dart in and out of his mouth. After watching him for the last eight years as G.W.’s main hatchet and torture guy, you would think I should be inured to his coldness, and lack of any humanity, but that is not so. When ever I see him he makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. I suspect he is still way too influential to take lightly. I know he had heart problems a couple of years ago, but I believe he should have a stake driven through what ever heart he has left.

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What dreams may come after watching Dick Chaney, must give us pause.

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At least I know Dracula, and Frankenstein are make believe.