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When I was young, my brothers and I used to watch TV... a lot of TV! My mother would have to kick us out of the house to get us to play. My parents called the TV "the boob tube". I guess their reasoning was, if you watch too much TV, you would grow up to be a boob. Back in the 60's "boob" was a slang term for what is now referred to as a nerd, or better yet, a jerk.

Move the clock ahead forty years and kids are still entranced with the "boob tube". But these kids have taken it one step farther; they are now the boobs on the tube!

YouTube has given everyone a chance to show the world what an jerk they are! And the kids are taking full advantage of it. They love to make themselves look silly! Like the old saying goes, negative attention is better than no attention at all.

I'm not sure I understand it. When I really need to show the world I'm a jerk, I go out and sing karaoke, or I post a blog. At most, though, I am showing myself off to a couple hundred people, not a few million like you can with YouTube.

And appearing is so easy to do. You just need to rig up your cheesy computer camera so it points at you (and not the dirty house and dishes behind you), log on, and create! Video magic for all to see!

Wait a second -- I think I see the light...Yes! I, too, can be a star! My next article will not be appearing on blogspot.com. Instead, there will just be a website for you to click on, and then you will be able to see me actually read my next post to you.

Hope I remember to comb my hair. .

YouBoob

When I was young, my brothers and I used to watch TV... a lot of TV! My mother would have to kick us out of the house to get us to play. My parents called the TV "the boob tube". I guess their reasoning was, if you watch too much TV, you would grow up to be a boob. Back in the 60's "boob" was a slang term for what is now referred to as a nerd, or better yet, a jerk.


Move the clock ahead forty years and kids are still entranced with the "boob tube". But these kids have taken it one step farther; they are now the boobs on the tube!


YouTube has given everyone a chance to show the world what an jerk they are! And the kids are taking full advantage of it. They love to make themselves look silly! Like the old saying goes, negative attention is better than no attention at all.


I'm not sure I understand it. When I really need to show the world I'm a jerk, I go out and sing karaoke, or I post a blog. At most, though, I am showing myself off to a couple hundred people, not a few million like you can with YouTube.


And appearing is so easy to do. You just need to rig up your cheesy computer camera so it points at you (and not the dirty house and dishes behind you), log on, and create! Video magic for all to see!


Wait a second -- I think I see the light...Yes! I, too, can be a star! My next article will not be appearing on ezines.com. Instead, there will just be a website for you to click on, and then you will be able to see me actually read my next post to you.


Hope I remember to comb my hair. .

YouBoob

When I was young, my brothers and I used to watch TV... a lot of TV! My mother would have to kick us out of the house to get us to play. My parents called the TV "the boob tube". I guess their reasoning was, if you watch too much TV, you would grow up to be a boob. Back in the 60's "boob" was a slang term for what is now referred to as a nerd, or better yet, a jerk.

Move the clock ahead forty years and kids are still entranced with the "boob tube". But these kids have taken it one step farther; they are now the boobs on the tube!

YouTube has given everyone a chance to show the world what an jerk they are! And the kids are taking full advantage of it. They love to make themselves look silly! Like the old saying goes, negative attention is better than no attention at all.

I'm not sure I understand it. When I really need to show the world I'm a jerk, I go out and sing karaoke, or I post a blog. At most, though, I am showing myself off to a couple hundred people, not a few million like you can with YouTube.

And appearing is so easy to do. You just need to rig up your cheesy computer camera so it points at you (and not the dirty house and dishes behind you), log on, and create! Video magic for all to see!

Wait a second -- I think I see the light...Yes! I, too, can be a star! My next article will not be appearing on ezines.com. Instead, there will just be a website for you to click on, and then you will be able to see me actually read my next post to you.

Hope I remember to comb my hair. .

Twitter Me Some Facebook Love

Like most people I am on both Facebook, and Twitter. Facebook is a good way to keep in touch with my friends and relatives, and Twitter is a good way to let people know that I've written a new article. I really don't spout off too much on either site, but I will often take the time to put a post up that will make people think, and perhaps brighten their day.


I was looking through my vast array of tweets, and I thought I might put some of the best of them in a post, sort of a Mike's Greatest Tweets album for you. I hope you like them.


Take a moment to thank God for the gift of life. It is a gift you can be eternally thankful for.


Fill your heart with love and you will light the way for others.


The central world banks want to turn us into indentured servants. It is a short step from servants to slaves.


Truth can never be learned it must be realized. Today may you realize God's love for you.


No act of kindness ever escapes the eye of God.

Life is to be lived. Throw away your fears. Man must be balanced between the physical, and the spiritual to grow.

Rule of thumb; if the globalist banker run govn't says something, assume it's a lie. 99.5% of the time you will be

right.

If you muddle through life, don't expect great results. Life is to be lived, get on with it.

Being a free thinker doesn't mean you are a sinner; it just means you are different.

My dad taught me "Never take shit from someone, once you do, it never stops coming". Think about it.

If you can't handle the truth, start being honest.

To be a positive influence, you first have to be a positive person.

What the world needs now is love, and acts of good will. Please donate.

I used to be a Catholic, then I learned that God doesn't judge, It just loves. Since then I have tried to emulate It.

The highest form of respect you can give someone is to let them be them self.

Love is the answer. Why do so many people still have questions?

Love will open any door, but it is self responsibility and good will that will get you to that door.

A paradigm shift is coming. It will come through love, not violence.

Try to approach each situation from the view point of love; not power.

Being responsible is everyone's responsibility.

It's a world of survival of the fittest; but somehow I'm still here.

Watching TV is like a box of chocolates; everything looks tasty, but will make you fat... in the head.

Put your love where your mouth is!

Kindness catches on, and it doesn't cost a thing to be nice to someone.

How can today be special, when you think its just going to be another day? 

I try not to treat women like amusement park rides; but I still meet a few I'd like to take a whirl with.

Is it beer-thirty yet?

Stating a coherent thought in 140 characters or less is an art form. 

Well, there it is, sort of my top 25 greatest tweets. Reading them over, I realized I missed my true calling in life. I think I should have been a fortune cookie writer.

Be my friend on facebook: Michael Allan Muehleisen. Follow me on Twitter: @muley12.

YouBoob

When I was young, my brothers and I used to watch TV... a lot of TV! My mother would have to kick us out of the house to get us to play. My parents called the TV "the boob tube". I guess their reasoning was, if you watch too much TV, you would grow up to be a boob. Back in the 60's "boob" was a slang term for what is now referred to as a nerd, or better yet, a jerk.

Move the clock ahead forty years and kids are still entranced with the "boob tube". But these kids have taken it one step farther; they are now the boobs on the tube!

YouTube has given everyone a chance to show the world what a jerk they are! And the kids are taking full advantage of it. They love to make themselves look silly! Like the old saying goes, negative attention is better than no attention at all.

I'm not sure I understand it. When I really need to show the world I'm a jerk, I go out and sing karaoke, or I post a blog. At most, though, I am showing myself off to a couple hundred people, not a few million like you can with YouTube.

And appearing is so easy to do. You just need to rig up your cheesy computer camera so it points at you (and not the dirty house and dishes behind you), log on, and create! Video magic for all to see!

Wait a second -- I think I see the light...Yes! I, too, can be a star! My next article will not be appearing on ezines.com. Instead, there will just be a website for you to click on, and then you will be able to see me actually read my next post to you.

Hope I remember to comb my hair. .