Big Butts

I come from German ancestry, almost all of my forebearers are German. I am a third generation American. However because of excessive in-breeding by my Grandparents, and parents, I am almost all German by descent.

Not too bad really, I was always a very good athlete; but there was one stigma I never could shake, the German Big Butt Syndrome (GBBS). It seems that all Germans (and their progeny) have big butts! And I don't mean kinda big, I mean BIG.

Like I said I was always a good athlete, but even in the best of shape, I still had a noticeable butt. "Bubble butt" is what they called me at work 10 years ago, while at the time I was running 35mi. a week to prepare for a marathon!

Well here I am, 10 years older, and only jogging (maybe shuffling is a better term), 12 mi a week.

The bubble has gotten bigger.

I try not to make a habit of bending over in front of my crew at work. The whistles and the snickers, are very embarrassing! "Hey! I can't help my DNA man! Show a brother some compassion will ya?" And to think what a good boss (jeffe, in spanish) I am to them.

Like "Dirty Harry" said,"A man has to know his limits", and right now my limits are being contained in a 36" waist. At least I know if I hap-hazardously bend over in front of someone, no one will get hurt... unless I clip them with my big butt.

Big Butts

I come from German ancestry, almost all of my forebearers are German. I am a third generation American. However because of excessive in-breeding by my Grandparents, and parents, I am almost all German by descent.

Not too bad really, I was always a very good athlete; but there was one stigma I never could shake, the German Big Butt Syndrome (GBBS). It seems that all Germans (and their progeny) have big butts! And I don't mean kinda big, I mean BIG.

Like I said I was always a good athlete, but even in the best of shape, I still had a noticeable butt. "Bubble butt" is what they called me at work 10 years ago, while at the time I was running 35mi. a week to prepare for a marathon!

Well here I am, 10 years older, and only jogging (maybe shuffling is a better term), 12 mi a week.

The bubble has gotten bigger.

I try not to make a habit of bending over in front of my crew at work. The whistles and the snickers, are very embarrassing! "Hey! I can't help my DNA man! Show a brother some compassion will ya?" And to think what a good boss (jeffe, in spanish) I am to them.

Like "Dirty Harry" said,"A man has to know his limits", and right now my limits are being contained in a 36" waist. At least I know if I hap-hazardously bend over in front of someone, no one will get hurt... unless I clip them with my big butt.

Just Musing

1. The most beautiful sunsets, occur after the ugliest of storms.
2. Your best friends, are your longest friends.
3. Life doesn't suck after 50.
4. Sometimes you gotta admit, you got just what you deserve.
5. You know you have to work on being patient when you run into too many red lights.
6. Being humble is not the same as being a coward.
7. To quote Dirty Harry:" A man has to know his limits."
8. I try not to treat women like an amusement park ride, but I meet a lot I'd like to take a whirl with.
9. Getting up at 3:15 in the morning, to get ready for work really bites.
10. I'm not a philosopher, but I am a free thinker.
11. Fight governmental micro-chipping, and mandatory vaccines.
12. Love yourself, respect yourself, do the same to others.

Just Musing

1. The most beautiful sunsets, occur after the ugliest of storms.
2. Your best friends, are your longest friends.
3. Life doesn't suck after 50.
4. Sometimes you gotta admit, you got just what you deserve.
5. You know you have to work on being patient when you run into too many red lights.
6. Being humble is not the same as being a coward.
7. To quote Dirty Harry:" A man has to know his limits."
8. I try not to treat women like an amusement park ride, but I meet a lot I'd like to take a whirl with.
9. Getting up at 3:15 in the morning, to get ready for work really bites.
10. I'm not a philosopher, but I am a free thinker.
11. Fight governmental micro-chipping, and mandatory vaccines. 
12. Love yourself, respect yourself, do the same to others.

Just Musing

1. The most beautiful sunsets, occur after the ugliest of storms.
2. Your best friends, are your longest friends.
3. Life doesn't suck after 50.
4. Sometimes you gotta admit, you got just what you deserve.
5. You know you have to work on being patient when you run into too many red lights.
6. Being humble is not the same as being a coward.
7. To quote Dirty Harry:" A man has to know his limits."
8. I try not to treat women like an amusement park ride, but I meet a lot I'd like to take a whirl with.
9. Getting up at 3:15 in the morning, to bitter cold really bites.
10. I'm not a philosopher, but I am a free thinker.
11. Fight governmental micro-chipping.
12. Love yourself, respect yourself, do the same to others.

Big Butts

I come from German ancestry, almost all of my forbearers, are German. I am a third generation, American. However because of excessive in-breeding by my Grandparents, I am almost all German by descent. Not too bad really, I was always a very good athlete, but there was one stigma I never could shake, The German big butt syndrome (GBBS). It seems that all Germans (and their progeny) have big butts! And I don't mean kinda big, I mean BIG. Like I said I was always a good athlete, but even in the best of shape, I still had a noticeable butt.

"Bubble butt" is what they called me at work 8 years ago, while at the time I was running 35mi. a week to prepare for a marathon! Well here I am, 8 years older, and only jogging (maybe shuffling is a better term), 12 mi a week.

I try not to make a habit of bending over in front of my crew at work. The whistles and the snickers, are very embarrassing! Hey! I can't help my DNA man! Show a brother some compassion will ya? And to think what a good boss (jeffe, in spanish) I am to them. Like "Dirty Harry" said,"A man has to know his limits", and right now my limits are being contained in a 36" waist. At least I know if I hap-hazardously bend over in front of someone, no one will get hurt, unless I clip them with my big butt.