Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Muley's List

I have noticed that everyone is writing their list about themselves, so I thought I would join in. I must warn you that I am a Virgo, and that my natal chart says that I am too open to others about myself (so expect a long list). Sigh, oh well here we go.

1) I am the second of three sons all one year apart in age, and I have two twin sisters five years younger than me.

2) I have always been very athletic, and active in sports.

3) My dream job has always been to be a stand-up comedian.

4) I starred in two operettas, and always had a solo song as a member of chorus in elementary school.

5) I still love to sing, and love to go to karaoke.

6) I am a former disc jockey

7) I am a rock-n-roll historian with a huge record collection.

8) I wrestled in high school and college, but never really liked it; I was just good at it.

9) Football was my best, and favorite sport to play. If I had grown to be as big as my dad, 6' 2" 235lbs, I would have played in the NFL.

10) I am 5' 10" and weigh 200 (oops).

11) I have a B.A. in psychology, with minors in History, and English.

12) I had my first ESP experience at age 10.

13) I am an expert on ESP, parapsychology, the occult, and the arcane.

14) I do N.Y. Times crossword puzzles during lunch at work.

15) I like cold beer, bourbon, and cigars.

16) I coached a woman's football team in college.

17) I have a high I.Q. and don't really fit in with others. I am basically a loner.

18) I have been a recreational runner for over twenty three years and have run the circumference of the earth (25,000 miles) .

19) I have completed five marathons.

20) I have two kids, a boy, and a girl, aged 31, and 29 respectively.

21) I have been in the airline profession since 1976.

22) I am embarrassed to admit that of almost 220 articles, the most read is "Big Butts" with over 50,000 readers world wide.

23) I do like to party and have a good time.

24) I owned a pot bellied pig, his name was Wilbur.

25) I have written an e-book "The True Adventures of Wilbur the Pig" which can be purchase at for a mere $1.99 (cheap). It is true, and it is funny.

26) I played drums in the University of Miami Band of the Hour.

27) I have been an Oakland/Los Angles/Oakland Raiders fan since 1966.

28) I am a University of Miami football fan.

29) I have had many out of body experiences, and lucid dreams.

30) I know I am soul, and I am not afraid of death.

31) I am a happily married man, and have been married over twelve years.

Well there it is. I hope after learning all the inside info on me we can still be friends. Mike
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