Saturday, September 4, 2010

Teaching an Older Dog New Tricks

When I was in college back in the 70's, computer science was a new subject that had been recently introduced. My roommate was a computer science major. I never saw the guy without a big stack of computer cards bound tightly with rubber bands. There were no PC's, Apple, or Microsoft at that time; computers were programmed by punching a card for each instruction you wanted the computer to perform. To run even the simplest program you needed to punch 500- 1000 cards with no mistakes, and you had to keep all of the cards in the correct order. Just one typo, or misplaced card would ruin all of the hard work you put into the program. The computers were huge! One computer would take up the entire basement of the computer building. and it was not as powerful as your modern day cell phone. Needless to say I wanted nothing to do with Computer Science, or all of those punch cards. When I graduated in the late 70's I took pride in the fact that I was probably the last student to graduate college without ever taking a Computer Science course.

Five years after I graduated the first personal computers were introduced to the public. These computers did not run on punch cards, but instead you simply typed your instructions into the computer by writing them on a monitor screen. This, of course was much easier than punching a thousand cards; but the user still needed to understand computer language, and programming. Since I never learned either one, I shied away from these new PC's.

By the mid 90's computers had got so powerful and so simplified that your average twelve year old could work them with no problem. It was about this time that I decided that I too should become computer literate. I bought a computer and started fiddling around with it. It normally did not take too long before I encountered a problem, or the computer would freeze up on me. My solution to these problems was to call my thirteen year old son to come and fix them. I was a complete a total pain in the butt for my young son; but what was I to do? In the last ten years I have become a little better on the computer, but compared to a normal nine year old I am still a computer moron.

Computers have taught me a lot about humility. My wife just bought me a new lap top computer that I am trying to figure out. Thank God I have grandkid.

7 comments:

The Queen said...

OMG your wife rocks. A new laptop.. ask her if she will marry me? I won't even send her to the street corner if she shows up with laptop in hand.. I will consider her paid in full.. and break out the gin..

analou said...

They always said that it is never too late to learn something...and I too agreed to that...I am sure you're an expert probably right now...

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Mike's Common Sense said...

Hi Queen! Yeah my wife is ok. She got me an early gift for my b-day next week.

Mike's Common Sense said...

Hi analou! Sorry but you could not be more wrong. I am no expert, but I have young kids to help me (and the Queen has been a big help).

The Queen said...

Well happy early birthday..

Mike's Common Sense said...

Hi Queen, thanks I guess...I am not real hot about getting older. Sounds like a future post, if youask me.