Feeling depressed today. Kinda feeling my age.
Today a very hot flight attendant came walking down the aisle of a 757 jet. Now this aircraft is 150ft or so long, and I was standing in the rear, so I got a real nice, long look of her and her long sexy legs. It was all very nice until she came up to me, and I gave her my best smile and said, "How are you today?" She said, "OK" and she didn't say anything more. I then realized that I am too old for her to even consider.
I wasn't really that crushed until later when I got a chance to think about it. God damn! I'm never gonna be able to pull prime pussy anymore! I'm old, chubby, and I smell like cigars,... and shit! That really sucks! And it really does. Never again will I ever feel the delight of scoring a "ten"...
But then, considering that all the "tens" are about my daughter's age, and that I am married, and that she would cut my balls off if I ever did get that lucky, I felt a little better.
But I still feel old.
Oh well. There are still some hot-looking, middle-aged FA's around that I could still pull. Not that I would, mind you.... I am married, and that cutting-off-of-the-balls part scares me....But nevertheless, I could pull it.
As long as I suck in my tummy.
Oh posh! Don't count yourself out yet. You just have to make sure the life insurance policy on your wife is cushy enough to attract your future gold-digger. After that, it's just a waiting game! And if that wishful thinking is too sadistic for you, keep in mind you can always hire a hottie nurse to give your sponge bath when you're 80.
ReplyDeleteHi Pwt! You have a really evil mind; but I will be taking all of your recommendations to heart. Thanks for your opinions.
ReplyDeleteHi Ashley! Just because a guy gets into his 50's doesn't still think of and long for the finer things in life. That is why it sucks to get old. I heart you too, thanks for your nice comment.
ReplyDeleteI know where you're coming from, Mike. I can remember what I felt when meeting a hot dude on the street and realized he was ignoring me and checking out my daughter, LOL! It was one of those 'Damn...already?' moments.
ReplyDeleteThe truth? It was only a fleeting thought; I'm actually quite happy not having to thwart unwanted advances any more ....
Go HABS GO!
Adnohr
Hi Adnohr! Thwarting unwanted advances? I don't know what you are talking about. Never happened to me...oh except one gay guy in the park after my 5 mile run. lol
ReplyDeleteHi Mike, Thanks for stopping by my blog. Yes I too remember when I was young and hot. But I also remember all of the angst that went with the young and hot.
ReplyDeleteSo though, I don't turn heads all the time I can still turn a head now and again. I told someone recently that when I was young I got hot men and now I have the homeless men telling me how good I look. Oh well time does change things. Be well
Hi Workinghard! I guess its better to have homeless men hit you up than no men at all...I guess. I just know it sucks not being young and virile, and attractive, and manly, and...NEVER MIND!
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